Im being selective..
am I being unfair?
but u cant force a person to like something that they didnt
i'll say it's all about 'right'
yup!
i have right to be selective, and I am being fair
i wonder, would i be sad if mine was not selected.
hemm..
unfair is so uncool
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
of King Tortoise and the Killer Joke
Once, there was a kingdom with a tortoise as a king.
The king tortoise was damn cruel that he would kill those who ever failed his requests or demands or commands or whatsoever that came from him.
Anyway, one day the king tortoise got really bored of his usual life. He really craved for joke and a good laugh. He goes
“I’m bored and I want joke. Any animals that succeed to make me laugh, will be rewarded. Greatly. Those who fails, can say good bye to the world. Slaughtered, as usual. But remember, if none of you succeed, then i would gladly just kill all of you”
And so, a meeting was held among the remaining animals on who should they appoint to present in front of the king tortoise. Finally, after some wise discussions and trading ideas, they came out with few names.
The day came and the first contestant, monkey stood on the stage, in front of king tortoise. He told the greatest joke he ever had, about The Giant and The Ant. His funny nature and gesture really tickle the audience’s till the bones and they laugh real hard and loud. What missing was the king’s. He did not laugh and so, died the monkey.
After witnessing the luck of the poor monkey,next climbed the elephant to the stage with a great horror. With no other courage left, he started his amusing and funny story about Hassan, the Wise Beggar. The elephant even used body languages but the king tortoise still did not laugh. Scared, the other animals did not laugh too. And down went the elephant.
This is our last chance, other animals said. Bring on the tiger.
The tiger was known for his sarcastic joke and he never failed before. Determined not to repeat the same ending as monkey and elephant, he sure used all his creativity to tackle the hard to please king. The king must laugh. If not hard, should still be enough to keep him alive, he said.
With a spirit as high as a mountain peak, he opened his mouth to start his story. But, just before any sound came out, the king laughed really hard until he was about to roll on his own shell! His hands and feet even gasping in the air, controlling the body from fall. It was a loud and great laugh that other animals decided to laugh too.
Relieved, humiliated but puzzled (as he hasn’t start his story yet), the tiger carefully asked the king tortoise
“O my great king? Why are you laughing? I haven’t started my story yet”.
Hearing the question, king tortoise stop his watery laugh. Still wiping his tears, he replied
“Oh.ah..The monkey’s story just now was so funny!”
And so, till now those who are slow to digest anything (as even to understand this joke) are called ‘tortoise’
p/s: i got this joke from my aunt, so this is not original. But who cares! i just need to share!!
The king tortoise was damn cruel that he would kill those who ever failed his requests or demands or commands or whatsoever that came from him.
Anyway, one day the king tortoise got really bored of his usual life. He really craved for joke and a good laugh. He goes
“I’m bored and I want joke. Any animals that succeed to make me laugh, will be rewarded. Greatly. Those who fails, can say good bye to the world. Slaughtered, as usual. But remember, if none of you succeed, then i would gladly just kill all of you”
And so, a meeting was held among the remaining animals on who should they appoint to present in front of the king tortoise. Finally, after some wise discussions and trading ideas, they came out with few names.
The day came and the first contestant, monkey stood on the stage, in front of king tortoise. He told the greatest joke he ever had, about The Giant and The Ant. His funny nature and gesture really tickle the audience’s till the bones and they laugh real hard and loud. What missing was the king’s. He did not laugh and so, died the monkey.
After witnessing the luck of the poor monkey,next climbed the elephant to the stage with a great horror. With no other courage left, he started his amusing and funny story about Hassan, the Wise Beggar. The elephant even used body languages but the king tortoise still did not laugh. Scared, the other animals did not laugh too. And down went the elephant.
This is our last chance, other animals said. Bring on the tiger.
The tiger was known for his sarcastic joke and he never failed before. Determined not to repeat the same ending as monkey and elephant, he sure used all his creativity to tackle the hard to please king. The king must laugh. If not hard, should still be enough to keep him alive, he said.
With a spirit as high as a mountain peak, he opened his mouth to start his story. But, just before any sound came out, the king laughed really hard until he was about to roll on his own shell! His hands and feet even gasping in the air, controlling the body from fall. It was a loud and great laugh that other animals decided to laugh too.
Relieved, humiliated but puzzled (as he hasn’t start his story yet), the tiger carefully asked the king tortoise
“O my great king? Why are you laughing? I haven’t started my story yet”.
Hearing the question, king tortoise stop his watery laugh. Still wiping his tears, he replied
“Oh.ah..The monkey’s story just now was so funny!”
And so, till now those who are slow to digest anything (as even to understand this joke) are called ‘tortoise’
p/s: i got this joke from my aunt, so this is not original. But who cares! i just need to share!!
Saturday, June 5, 2010
'Cuti Sekolah Saya' punya esie
Hari ini Aida boleh pergi sekolah dengan girang dan lega. Bukan selalu dia dapat pergi sekolah dengan gumbira sebegini. Selalunya, masuk waktu mata pelajaran bahasa Melayu saja, mulalah berbirat tangannya dengan rotan Cikgu Karim. Pedih macam,macam..macam kena rotanlah. Macam ape lagi.
Dia amik tempat biasa, sebelah Johar. Padam muka kau, Johar. Hari ini kau kena rotan sorang. Buwekk!!
" Aidayati!! kamu tak siap kerja rumah lagi yea"
Hah! hari ini aku boleh berbangga. Berbangga-bangga!!
" Dah siap, cikgu"
" Baik, pegi depan dengan karangan kamu, baca kat seluruh kelas"
Aida berjalan ke hadapan kelas.
Mula. " Cuti Sekolah Saya Minggu Lepas". Jelas suara dia. Wahaha, lihatlah dunia!!
" Minggu lepas pada hari Ahad, saya pergi ke PWTC dengan kawan saya. Hari itu cuaca cerah. Kawan saya, Manal dan Najihah suruh kami pergi dalam pukul 3 petang. Saya cakap ok sahaja sebab saya tak tahu sangat dengan selok-belok Kuala Lumpur. Saya telefon mak saya, dia kata ok juga.
Jadi pada pukul 3.30 kami bertolak ke PWTC menggunakan STAR. Kami sampai disana dalam pukul 4.30, kami lihat ramai orang bergerak pada arah bertentangan. Saya berkata,
" Kenapa ramai sangat orang yang jalan dari arah bertentangan ni?"
Kawan saya cakap " Majlis penutupan dia pukul 4.00 petang tadi"
Saya pandang hairan kawan saya. Saya tanya buat apa kita datang kalau majlis dah tutup.
Kawan saya cakap dengan basi-basi. " Yuna pukul 5.30 "
Saya dah tak tanya lagi dah. Disana kami lihat banyak gerai dah tutup. Walaubagaimana pun, kami masih berjaya ambil bahagian di gerai-gerai lain. Sementara menunggu kedatangan Yuna, kami pergi ke pameran binatang. Disana terdapat kura-kura, farret, dan banyak ular. Saya pegang kura-kura untuk posing, tetapi saya gagal. Kura-kura sangat menggelikan apabila ia bergerak.
Kami singgah gerai Hot.fm, kami nampak ramai orang kerumun di satu tempat. Kami nampak ada orang kepala botak dan kami rasa dia selebriti. Rupanya, dia adalah Faizal Ismail. Mesra sungguh. Bagai orang disorongkan bantal, saya dan kawan-kawan ambil gambar dengannya.
Kami teruskan perjalanan masuk Cultural Ecxibition. Disana terdapat banyak lukisan-lukisan menarik dan artistik. Juga aktiviti memanah, sodoku dan mewarna batu2 kecil secara kreatif.
Yuna tiba dengan bodyguard dalam pukul 6petang, pakai baju kelabu. Yuna duta Libresse (tuala wanita), so dia nyanyi lagi Lebresse. Orang ramai mintak lagi satu lagu, dan dia turuti. Dia nyanyi lagu 'Yang Sebenarnya'. Orang sangat ramai disana dan saya rasa orang yang ambil gambar Yuna disebelah saya agak masam baunya. Apapun, kami sempat mengambil video dan gambar Yuna juga.
Kemudian, kami shopping sebarang dua.Saya beli selendang 2 helai dan saya suka. Kawan saya tiru saya, beli pesen sama tapi lain kaler. Kemudian kami naik tingkat atas untuk solat Asar. Selesai, kami tunggu solat Maghrib dan beransur pulang.
Oh ya, saya telah buat kad SnaxKFC dan saya dapat complimentary daripada pihak KFC. Saya dapat burger kolonel, cheesy wedges dan air coke satu. Saya makan lambat-lambat sebab mulut saya ada ulser.
Kemudian kami balik macam biasa, dengan pengangkutan awam. Saya memang seronok mencari apa yang dimaksudkan Youth dan apa yang disajikan di PWTC untuk kami. Apa yang dapat saya simpulan kan ialah menjadi youth adalah menyeronokkkan, jika dan jika hanya kita sendiri mencari keseronokkan itu. Yang bulat tidak datang bergolek, yang pipih tidak datang melayang." Pergh..hidung Aida dah kembang -kempis. Ending dengan peribahasa tu..
Cikgu Karim : youth umor berapa?
Aida : 15-25 tahun cikgu.
Cikgu Karim : Kamu darjah empat, baru 10 tahun, pergi dengan kawan yea. mak bapak kamu bagi pulak.
Aida : ni cerita cuti sekolah saya yang 11 tahun kemudian, cikgu (innocent)
Cikgu Karim : Dah, jangan nak menipu saya! tak siap kerja buat cara macam tak siap kerja. Pergi bercangkung kat belakang kelas dengan Johar! Bak tangan, saya nak rotan budak menipu.
SAP!!
Aida berjalan lambat-lambat dan terkulat2 ke belakang kelas. Dikerling Johar dengan senyuman separuh masak. Ditarik sedikit hujung kain baju kurungnya dan direndahkan punggung. Bercangkung.
Johar : Yuna kononnn..
Aida : Aku ada bukti la..amik kau,gambar
Dia amik tempat biasa, sebelah Johar. Padam muka kau, Johar. Hari ini kau kena rotan sorang. Buwekk!!
" Aidayati!! kamu tak siap kerja rumah lagi yea"
Hah! hari ini aku boleh berbangga. Berbangga-bangga!!
" Dah siap, cikgu"
" Baik, pegi depan dengan karangan kamu, baca kat seluruh kelas"
Aida berjalan ke hadapan kelas.
Mula. " Cuti Sekolah Saya Minggu Lepas". Jelas suara dia. Wahaha, lihatlah dunia!!
" Minggu lepas pada hari Ahad, saya pergi ke PWTC dengan kawan saya. Hari itu cuaca cerah. Kawan saya, Manal dan Najihah suruh kami pergi dalam pukul 3 petang. Saya cakap ok sahaja sebab saya tak tahu sangat dengan selok-belok Kuala Lumpur. Saya telefon mak saya, dia kata ok juga.
Jadi pada pukul 3.30 kami bertolak ke PWTC menggunakan STAR. Kami sampai disana dalam pukul 4.30, kami lihat ramai orang bergerak pada arah bertentangan. Saya berkata,
" Kenapa ramai sangat orang yang jalan dari arah bertentangan ni?"
Kawan saya cakap " Majlis penutupan dia pukul 4.00 petang tadi"
Saya pandang hairan kawan saya. Saya tanya buat apa kita datang kalau majlis dah tutup.
Kawan saya cakap dengan basi-basi. " Yuna pukul 5.30 "
Saya dah tak tanya lagi dah. Disana kami lihat banyak gerai dah tutup. Walaubagaimana pun, kami masih berjaya ambil bahagian di gerai-gerai lain. Sementara menunggu kedatangan Yuna, kami pergi ke pameran binatang. Disana terdapat kura-kura, farret, dan banyak ular. Saya pegang kura-kura untuk posing, tetapi saya gagal. Kura-kura sangat menggelikan apabila ia bergerak.
Kami singgah gerai Hot.fm, kami nampak ramai orang kerumun di satu tempat. Kami nampak ada orang kepala botak dan kami rasa dia selebriti. Rupanya, dia adalah Faizal Ismail. Mesra sungguh. Bagai orang disorongkan bantal, saya dan kawan-kawan ambil gambar dengannya.
Kami teruskan perjalanan masuk Cultural Ecxibition. Disana terdapat banyak lukisan-lukisan menarik dan artistik. Juga aktiviti memanah, sodoku dan mewarna batu2 kecil secara kreatif.
Yuna tiba dengan bodyguard dalam pukul 6petang, pakai baju kelabu. Yuna duta Libresse (tuala wanita), so dia nyanyi lagi Lebresse. Orang ramai mintak lagi satu lagu, dan dia turuti. Dia nyanyi lagu 'Yang Sebenarnya'. Orang sangat ramai disana dan saya rasa orang yang ambil gambar Yuna disebelah saya agak masam baunya. Apapun, kami sempat mengambil video dan gambar Yuna juga.
Kemudian, kami shopping sebarang dua.Saya beli selendang 2 helai dan saya suka. Kawan saya tiru saya, beli pesen sama tapi lain kaler. Kemudian kami naik tingkat atas untuk solat Asar. Selesai, kami tunggu solat Maghrib dan beransur pulang.
Oh ya, saya telah buat kad SnaxKFC dan saya dapat complimentary daripada pihak KFC. Saya dapat burger kolonel, cheesy wedges dan air coke satu. Saya makan lambat-lambat sebab mulut saya ada ulser.
Kemudian kami balik macam biasa, dengan pengangkutan awam. Saya memang seronok mencari apa yang dimaksudkan Youth dan apa yang disajikan di PWTC untuk kami. Apa yang dapat saya simpulan kan ialah menjadi youth adalah menyeronokkkan, jika dan jika hanya kita sendiri mencari keseronokkan itu. Yang bulat tidak datang bergolek, yang pipih tidak datang melayang." Pergh..hidung Aida dah kembang -kempis. Ending dengan peribahasa tu..
Cikgu Karim : youth umor berapa?
Aida : 15-25 tahun cikgu.
Cikgu Karim : Kamu darjah empat, baru 10 tahun, pergi dengan kawan yea. mak bapak kamu bagi pulak.
Aida : ni cerita cuti sekolah saya yang 11 tahun kemudian, cikgu (innocent)
Cikgu Karim : Dah, jangan nak menipu saya! tak siap kerja buat cara macam tak siap kerja. Pergi bercangkung kat belakang kelas dengan Johar! Bak tangan, saya nak rotan budak menipu.
SAP!!
Aida berjalan lambat-lambat dan terkulat2 ke belakang kelas. Dikerling Johar dengan senyuman separuh masak. Ditarik sedikit hujung kain baju kurungnya dan direndahkan punggung. Bercangkung.
Johar : Yuna kononnn..
Aida : Aku ada bukti la..amik kau,gambar
howyeaah!! tudung baru~ >.<
Aida: Ada percaya ke Johar?
Cikgu Karim ; woi!! aku suruh mencangkung berborak2. Kuang asam punya budak. Bak ketuk ketampi 40 kali!! sekarang!!
Johar: Kau la ni!!!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
LinkWithin
